quotable conversations

"it should mean something when you find someone worth fucking."
-- joseluis ripoll -
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Christine: you still remember my laugh?
Zach: YES lol. well more like you laughingthe way your hair blew in the windas you slowly took your shirt off and stared emotionally into my bright intentful eyesoh shit wait... that was a dream
FUCK
__________________________________________________ __________
Joe: shit
Joe: fuck
Joe: cunt
Joe: ass
Joe: puss
Joe: piss
Joe: shit
Joe: dick
Joe: cock
Joe: ass
Christine: TOURETTTES
Joe: lol
Joe: srry
Christine: what happened
Joe: tourettes apparently
__________________________________________________ __________
Leigha: what do maggots grow into?
Christine: maggots? don't they grow into like butterflies?
Stephanie: HAHAHAHAHA o my LORD .. yes butterflies and rainbows.
__________________________________________________ __________
Christine: im so fkn happy i dont have to do canada anymore
Christine: OMG i hated doing canada
Chris: i dunno, i liked doing canada
Christine: really?
Chris: didnt have to wear a condom
Christine: HAHA
__________________________________________________ __________
Christine: that would be so hot.
Nicole: watching cows have sex?
Christine: yeah. i'd so wanna watch that.
__________________________________________________ __________
Nicole: I feel like there's snow on the floor, everyone is walking so slow like they don't want to slip
Christine: wtf are you on
Nicole: You don't think so?
Christine: I don't feel asian today
__________________________________________________ __________
Nicole: I love that car
Christine: Ya it looks smooth. sleeeeek.
Nicole: yeah
Christine: i bet it could...........drive through pudding.
__________________________________________________ __________
Nicole: Ya he's dumb like the other 75% of people at our school
Christine: Ya at least I'm part of the 15 %
Nicole: *laughs hysterically* You're joking right
Christine: About what?
__________________________________________________ __________
*at superstore*
Nicole: We're getting sausage
Christine: Wanna feel my berries
Nicole: They feel lumpy
Christine: I'm the new cancer
Nicole: I wanna eat your berries
__________________________________________________ __________
*Nicole and Christine sitting at a red light*
*Christine twitchs*
Nicole: HAHA what the fuck was that
Christine: I got a shiver
*Nicole imitates Christine*
Christine: I didn't have a seizure..... Joe has tourettes.
__________________________________________________ __________
Christine: Why are you pushing up your boobs
Nicole: They feel like they're sagging
Christine: Ya i get that feeling too sometimes, at least you have boobs to sag
Nicole: I guess
Christine: Imagine how great it'd be if all of this got pushed up there. I'd be so hot
Nicole: Everyone would be hot..... I think i'd die
Christine: How do u read street signs?__________________________________________________ __________
Christine: No fighting
Nicole: I know we agreed on that, that's why we're here at couples councilling
Chris: So tell me your problems
Nicole: She cheated on me
Christine: Only with Joe..... and Tyler.... and Batman
Nicole: You had all those people on the side
Christine: You were on the side
Chris: Me and Nicole cheated on you
Christine: You dirty skank
Nicole: This is over *puts pillow between her and Christine*
Chris: That works
Nicole: I still love you
Christine: Good cause a sex scene is about to come on and I will get turned on and need someone to take that out on
Nicole: Chris... what were you watching?
Chris: A scary movie
Nicole: I watch one everyday when I look at Christine __________________________________________________ __________
*in Nicoles car*
Chris: have you guys ever seen that movie with Wife #1 and the Wife #2 and the Wife #3 that we don't talk about..?
Christine: umm... is it a porno?__________________________________________________ __________
the classic
Nicole: what?
Christine: what?
Nicole: what?
Christine: huh?
Nicole: i think we should restrict "what" from our vocabulary.
Christine: then we'd have nothing to say to eachother
__________________________________________________ __________
Christine: wanna make love to me in the backseat?
Nicole: i have condoms.

he's brilliant

Can you imagine what it feels like to have someone sit you down and tell you that you're dying? The gravity of that, hmm? Then the clock's ticking for you. In a split second your awe is cracked open. You look at things differently - smell things differently. You savor everything be it a glass of water or a walk in the park. But most people have the luxury of not knowing when that clock's going to go off. And the irony of it is that that keeps them from really living their life. It keeps them drinking that glass of water but never really tasting it.

SPAM

so today was Halloween. i mean, is Halloween. here's the more funner points:

- went to school. got no homework. gawked at the people who dressed like fools and actually looked like fools. there's always those odd certain people who can pull just about anything. and not look like a fool and look absolutely superhero stunning *cough* leigha *cough*
- sat at the O'Leary Pool from about 3:15 to 4:30. SO MUCH FUN I TELL YA. not really, talked to Stephane for about 30 minutes. we also went out for a smoke. it was rather enjoyable.
- Nicole's mother picked us up. we dropped Tyler off. then we went to Superstore. where i spent $19.09 on candy that we didn't even eat. and that's probably going to be eaten by me within the next month. and will probably contribute to the heart attack i will experience when i'm 47.
- then went to Nicole's. we made our pizzas. which were really quite tasty. then we sat down on her parent's bed, turned on Saw 2. watched approximately 2 minutes of it. and then ran outside in the cold to pick Chris up. we caught him watching a horror porno. yes.. he has a very odd taste.
- then we went back to her house, and snuggled under HUGE blankets and watched Saw 2. Chris smelled good as well.

now for the juicy thoughts of the day:
- it seems that i have sex conversations with everybody. everyday. the reason could easily be because, well, more than half the population of my school isnt a virgin!? HA WHAT A JOKE HEY. i mean, really. i feel like the only virgin sometimes. yesterday i talked about sex to Joe and Tanner. today i talked about it to Leigha, Nicole, Chris, and Stephane. and i mean IT'S EVERYWHERE. sex is taking over the world.
- so me and Nicole are walking in Super store. and we come across SPAM. and she mumbles on about what SPAM actually stands for. and of course im just following her around the grocery store like i always do holding a pound of lumpy berries and 125 candy bars and a pack of twizzlers. i felt fat. and the type that doesn't start with a 'ph'.
- Nicole looks swell in her Dior glasses. and she has a nice rack :P
- everytime i get out of the car in morning my mother ALWAYS tells me to cover my butt. because apparently, everytime i get out of the car, she gets a nice view of my ass crack just like Nicole did on Friday. i think they should be considering themselves lucky.
- life's going pretty good. the oc starts on thursday. i'm feeling pretty good. he's pretty good. things are just all in all really swell. i can't complain one bit.
- today was a good day. first year i didn;t go trick or treating, and not regretting it one bit. it is now a tradition for me and Nicole to get fat on Halloween. i guess Chris can join in too, since he did smell nice (red zone/old spice), and he did keep us warm. he also made me feel included when i didnt have any of the blanket. GAWD.. Nicole always hogs the blanket. she's a big hog. *sigh* that hoggy Nicole.. never share a blanket with her. she hogs everything. it;s like she sucks everything up through her nose.

haha. i don't know where that came from. i think i might shove this candy into my closet now, before you see me in the Obituaries tomorrow morning under "Girl Dies From Candybar Overdose. Family Suing Hershey Company".

DOES ANYONE KNOW WHAT SPAM STANDS FOR?

the usual nothings

alright. here are a few things i'd like to cover:

- i just brushed my teeth and washed my face after pinning my hair into a mohawk. simply because i felt like it. then as i washed my face and brushed my teeth, i listened to my iPod (more specifically, The Subways 'cause me and Brian discussed them on nexopia earlier tonight). and i didn't get electrocuted =)
- earlier tonight i questioned my mother as to if i was able to hang out with Nicole tomorrow from 2:47 pm until 9 pm, because tomorrow happens to Halloween. we will be renting movies, buying candy, and taking her little cousin out trick or treating. i would like to inform you that i am rather excited.
- oh yeah, going on with the previous point, after blatantly interrogating my mother, she told me to get out of her face. so i obliged. then later i went out to refill my water bottle, she asked what was going on tomorrow and i told her i wasn't going to go. and she asked what was happening anyways. and i now obtain permission to be in Nicole's presence from 2:47 pm to 9 pm tomorrow after school.
- umm still continuing on from the previous point, i do not possess the knowledge as to why my mother is so bi-polar. furthermore, i do not possess the knowledge as to why i, myself, am so bi-polar.
- since i have yet to figure out what to show up at school as tomorrow, i think i might just wake up late and tell everyone i decided to be "the person who wakes up late, doesn't brush their teeth, comb their hair, has a greasy face, wears pajamas and glasses and scares everybody away". it's sheer brilliance if you ask me.
- i am officially seeing someone. actually, it's not official. because making it official will completely and utterly destroy things. so i will just say that i am unofficially seeing someone. it does not mean i have a boyfriend. it does not mean i am single. if someone can explain to me exactly what this is called, please inform me ASAP.
- on the bus ride home with Tanner today, we ended up talking about sex. when i am with that kid, we always end up talking about sex. and it has been that way since grade 8. he is one of the coolest people i know. and funniest. i think he made me cry 'cause he said some pretty funny shit. i asked who gave him the best head. he said "your mom. i went to your house and asked if you were home. you're mom said 'she's not home but i give good head.'" and then i almost pissed myself. from laughter. wow. its a "you gotta be there" moment.
- to finish off these points, i would like to say that Nicole imitating love notes from certain people and sounding nothing at all like them, pretty much makes my day. haha. and today at her locker when we laughed at the usual nothings, she said i made her life. and her saying that made my life. <3

now i'm thirsty and my freshly filled bottle of water is .. i'm not sure what it's doing to be honest. but i am fucking thirsty.

a few things on my mind

1) the other day i noticed a guy at the bus stop. he had the sides of his head completely shaved off, and he was wearing a long black trench coat.. all the things that make him seem out of the ordinary. then i thought "wow, he must think he's different, dressed all like that. when really, he looks exactly like all the other ones and looks like a faggot." then i thought "wow. i say that all the time when i see someone dressed like him." and then i came to conclusion that they obviously ARE different if i always say that whenever i see one, right? i guess i'm just another one of those bitches who judge.

2) i'm starting to get really annoyed with Nicole's text messaging. it's not that she texts me too much or anything, but whenever i talk to her, she seems to always forget what the fuck we're talking about. she'll be like "omg im gona die" and i'll be like "why?" and she'll be like "is Leigha being minnie mouse tomorrow?" and i'll be like "wonderwoman. and why are you gonna die" and she'll be like "why what?" like we're in a noisy crowd or something and she can't hear what the fuck i'm saying. i mean ITS A TEXT MESSAGE READ IT OVER IF YOU LIKE. lol. so then i have to repeat the whole fucking question which gets on my nerves cuz my thumbs start to spaz out after a day of text messaging. UGH. i love you Nicole, and i know you're reading this, but you're just not a very good text conversationalist. lol

3) i was thinking about this while making chocolate milk after school today. i was thinking about weird cravings for food. wondering how good my chocolate milk would taste if i melted jelly beans into it. fucking gross i know. and then i thought of the dirty skittle Alex plopped into my Crystal Light Water at the movie theater. and how it tasted like Crystal Light Water with a dirty skittle in it. fucking gross i know. then i thought of pregnant women and their odd cravings and such. and then i wondered mayeb they crave weird things, because that's what the baby's craving. and then i thought, what if the woman and the baby shared thoughts. i mean, wouldn't that be WEIRD TO THE MAX OR WHAT. i mean, then i would REALLY have a good reason to not have kids. they'd come out sex addicts or some shit since i'm naturally turned on 24/7.

well yeah. that's all i needed to get out. thanks

stolen from the one and only

completely quoted:
"-I slept over at Christine's house yesterday. She honestly has the most amazing house ever... beside's Stephano's.
-I tried something new... it was disgusting but relaxing (thanks Christine)
-Getting drunk with only one other person makes you ubber cool
-Always toast on shots
-Christine has a bedeé... it's like a second toilet you clean your ass with
-Yearbooks were honestly one of the best inventions. It's so weird to see how much some people have changed and how some people haven't at all. (I saw all his jh pics.. they were cute)
-Don't eat rabbits
-Christine and I sorted out many of boy troubles last night. It made me realize lots of things I wish I would've realized a long time ago."

haha so yeah. Nicole slept over last night. we were cool and almost got drunk together. except i felt sick after a couple shots. probably a combination of a half empty stomach and the fact that i hate sourpuss. then i felt better after we snuck outside for a bit. and then we laid down in my room. and talked. it was sweet. although i can barely remember what the fuck we were talking about after that. i remember she said her arms felt like 50 pounds each. or some shit haha. OH. and here's a quote from her house on Friday:

Christine - that would be so hot
Nicole - watching cows have sex?
Christine - yeah. i would so wanna watch that

i want to play a game

uhh.. fucking unbelievable. that's all that needs to be said.

and also that i am even more proud that Jigsaw is my hero (simply for his sheer brilliance) even more so now, than last year.

yes, he is that amazing

i can die now

so today was interesting. went to italian school after dropping Nicole off at home. at break, went out for a smoke. and ended up smoking with my Italian 10 and Italian 20 teacher haha. it was kinda cool... and awkward. and we were having a conversation.. with swearing involved (well, i didn't, they were). it was so.. weird. haha. then went back inside to find out everyone was looking out the window staring at us. and then i felt like an idiot. and realized i should probably stop. i hate people knowing.. then again, why am i talking about it in here haha. i just want to say, it doesn't make me a bad person. and here's proof as to why:
i volunteered at my church today until 4. talked to the old ladies and the old men and they were pretty sweet i'm not gonna lie. there's this Harvest Dinner tomorrow and i'm volunteering for 7 hours. it's gonna be pretty cool i think. one of the ladies was talking and i overheard her saying that tomorrow it will be 17 years since her husband died. of course she teared up. and then i started thinking. how dumb and abandoned would you feel if you put so much time and effort into your marriage, only to end up lonely and sad when something unexpected happens and your loved one dies. i mean, it's not like breaking up, when the person is still alive and you're still lucky enough to be able to check them out whenever you want and have random conversations with them. but when they die, they DIE. they're gone for good. and i don't know, then it made me question marriage. maybe i shouldn't get married, because if it lasts long (which would be preferable), they'll just die and i'll be left here alone. BUT then again, if you do marry, you certainly don't want to end up divorced, do you? i don't know. maybe i'll leave that topic for when i'm older and for when i actually find someone worth marrying. i felt pretty good today. i mean, actually. after volunteering at the church with old people (including my great aunt and uncle), i went to church from 4 to 5. and i left with a clear conscience.

i'm pretty sure i can die now. since i'm positive i'm going to heaven =)

freeze or make it forever

The Walk by Imogen Heap. i love them. i love this

forgotten dedication

here's another dedication.

a special dedication to nicole.

mm mm good

i think i'm good now.

i don't want her to have that power to get my whole fuckin day down. i'm goin out after school. and i don't really want to hear what she has to say about that.

the chip on my shoulder

this morning sucked major ass. it still does. and all i really want to do is walk home. as far and as long as it may take, i don't want to be here. i'm not going to go home after school. i don't care what she tells me. i never cried at school. and once Stephanie gave me that hug.. i couldn't help it. why is it that i haven't been as emotional as i usually am, and that second when someone knows what's wrong and they give you that hug of comfort, you feel this tension inside your body, inside your throat, and all of a sudden your nose stings your eyes start overflowing, and as much as you wish your eye could hold all your tears without them spilling over, they don't. they run down your face. you don't wipe them away. you let them stay there, 'cause you know if you wipe them away, it will only increase the flow. and then you start fanning yourself. and you start to laugh because you think it's pathetic to cry in front of people.. and that's exactly what you just did. you feel pathetic. you feel like the biggest loser.. and then Jeff walks by and looks at me. he could tell something was wrong. i just wanted to give him a hug. he asks me what's wrong. and i can't even talk. we take a walk around before classes start, and i tell him what happened that morning and then i realize my voice is all shaky. and as much as i don't want it to phase me, my nose stings and my eyes fill up again. that's what's been happening all day. i feel like a loser. i hate crying, and looking weak in front of people.
i had a social test last block. Ryan helped me out a bit. Kevin made me laugh. i sat there and he just looked at me with that smile. and i couldn't help but laugh. can i just lay my head on this table and sleep. can i turn the lights off and close my eyes. can i just forget about how loyal i am to her, and do something she'd never expect me to do.
why can't i not care what she says. and do what i want. why can't i scare her to death when i don't come home one day. and make her worry. and not answer my phone. why can't i just look her in the eyes and swear at her and mean it. why can't i just open the door, walk out, and not care what she might do to me. why can't i just ignore her voice when she calls my name. why can't i refuse to open the door when she knocks. why can't i sit there when she yells at me, and just take it without yelling back in her face. why does it have to hurt deep down when she .. does that. the chip on my shoulder.
what does that phrase even mean. i don't know. but it sounds good there. imperfect. but the thing is, i know i'll be exactly like her when i'm older. except i'll be smarter than her, and do my potential children a favour and not have kids. not have kids to make them feel the way she makes me feel. you'd think i'm a fucking failure at life. you'd think i'm a failure at life. she makes me feel as if i am the chewed gum under her shoe. she makes me feel like i'm the dumbest person in the world. she makes me feel like i'm 5 years old. she makes me feel ugly. she makes me feel like a retard. she makes me feel incompetent. and i know i'd be the same. why do i have to know i'd be the same. why do i have to have the same traits as the one person in this whole world that makes me feel shittiest. it's like i see her as the future me. i don't wanna be that. but i know it will be. i know it.

i know it may sound emo, and it is emo to some extent, but i possess the traits of the person that makes me feel gjfgndfswrghdfhe

jus the chip on my shoulder i guess

i actually wrote today

alright. this morning i woke up. i went to school. i saw Nicole. she was better. THANK GOD. i missed her. i told her i felt asian.
first block i had social. social is always fun. i tend to laugh lots in that class. and sleep. i actually, sleep an unusual large amount in that class. everytime he puts on a movie, it's like BOOM im done. and he makes us watch movies a lot. and notes too.
second block i had religion. it was pretty good. spent it finishing my math with Emilie. we had a sub and we were watching Moses. COOL I KNOW. i actually like the story of Moses. it's quite intriguing. and fake.
third block i had social again. same deal as above.
had lunch. met up with Joe Levi and Cole outside by the tennis courts. *sigh* Cole mooned me for like the fourth time. and this time he took it to the next step. he actually TOUCHED ME WITH HIS ASS. and then i was dumb. and stepped in his urine that was on the ground. UGH all over my orange diesel's.
fourth block i had math. was cool. math's always fun. but sometimes Brenden is SUCH AN ASSWIPE. i just wanna wipe my ass on him sometimes. today was funny though. i was kind of in a bad mood for math. and Brenden was all up in my grill always askin "are you mad at me? Christine, it's not good to bottle emotions inside like that. are you still mad at me for yesterday??" and when i just spazzed on him like "OMG BRENDEN IM NOT MAD AT YOU JUST STOP FUCKING TALKING ABOUT IT" he was like "omg. someone get me a new math partner" and that made me laugh. i'm so gay that way. i can be fkn having a spaz one second, and if i hear something funny, i just have to laugh.
last block i had biology. it's pretty fun too. Leigha's in my class. sits right behind me as a matter of fact. Julian's in that class too. he thinks i smoke up because he saw me with the druggies at lunch.
wow. i just noticed... i am friends with like the "smart" people (the people who get honors for honors lol), and i'm also friends with the "druggies". it's kinda weird. i get to see the best of both worlds i guess haha. and i love them all the same.
anyways, after school, me and Leigha worked out. it was good.

and then yeah. came home. did nothing whatsoever. thanks for your time, although it really wasn't necessary.

dedication

so she won't read my blog until there's a special dedication to her. so here it goes:

a special dedication to stephanie.

its new. again

wow. i just have so much fun making new templates. and i'm learning so much more about HTML too. it's c-r-a-z-y. it's pretty bright and fun. i'm probably gonna change it in about 2 weeks time anyway. so enjoy it while you can.

i don't know what to write for now. i'll probably write later.

my speakers died

why is everything breaking. my blog broke, AND my speakers for my computer broke. now i can't even muffle the noises this noisy keyboard makes. i don't know what to say. iiiii do not know what to say. i am baffled as to what to inform you computer lookers of.WHY ARE GUYS SO FREAKING WEIRD.

oh wow. i am going to cry.











the green light on my speakers doesn't even turn on anymore. this REALLY makes me frustrated/angry/sad/depressed/jgdfugberayvbgrigpeger. ugh. my mother walked in. and my room is a huge ass mess. like you wouldn't believe. and i have to pee. give me a few minutes. i need to clean my room.

ok, so yeah. UGH. do you ever wear a weird combincation of clothing? like, your arms can be so fuckin cold at one point, but your torso is like sweating lol. thats whats happening to me right now. i feel like im breaking into a cold sweat. WEIRD. hmm.. the reason for this i really couldn't tell you. i don't think i'm getting sick though. HO HUM WHAT A BUMMMMMMM.

i miss you, old blog. i miss you, smokey. i miss you, speakers. i miss you, vibrations when someone messages my phone. i miss you, red jelly beans. i miss you, certainty. i miss you, warmth. i miss you, easy math problems. i miss you,

oh the anger

i am quite angry. i had to seperate my blog into two. but i have to, because my other one doesn't let me post anything. CAN YOU FUCKING BELIEVE THAT.

i can. internet's can turn gay on you. at least it works on this one. hmmm. if you wanna read my older stuff, go here: http://www.kisssy.blogspot.com

i wish i could've continued on with that one... =(

today

so i'm in communications. this stupid blogger isn't working, so i've been writing these past couple days, without them being able to show up. makes sense right? not really, but that's alright. i just wanna write, it doesn't matter if it means no one can read what i'm writing. i finally finished my first credit in this stupid course haha. it's about time, seriously. i should've just taken this block as a spare. i treat it like one. so today i'm pretty content. even though my legs are in a massive soreness state. me and Leigha worked out yesterday. FOR 30 MINUTES! aren't you proud? haha. we usualy stay there for like 20 minutes and leave. it's pretty funny. we couldn't walk up and down the fkn stairs. .. we should've just fallen down.

i woke up at 6 this morning. like, i actually woke up with no trouble. usually, i wake up at 6:30 am, and put myself together as a scrub, but today i felt like looking good. so i look good. i straightened my hair. ooh wait, i just got a text.

aaanyways, so i'm definitely a chaser. or maybe i just need to go with the flow. but when he said that thing he told me a few days ago, here's what i felt in consecutive order, in a matter of 3 seconds: 1) surprise 2) happiness 3) awkwardness. why the awkwardness? because i'm a chaser. and a worrier. i mean, now that i've thought about it i like him. i always did, but it was just for those few minutes that i was like OH MY GOD. WHAT THE FUCK. haha. i don't know. i'm pretty fucked up sometimes. well, more often than not actually.

i talked to Jamie last night on nexopia until 11:30. i think she's one of the craziest, nicest, strongest people i know. seriously. even after everything she's been through, she still has the courage to make realistic goals for herself, and give everything it takes to get there. people say she's fucked up bad, but i don't think she is at all. she knows what she wants out of life and she's willing to do anything to get it, and that to me, isn't fucked up at all. sometimes i wish i had some of her characteristics.

i feel like watching Fight Club. UGH its so good.

the first rule of fight club is you do not talk about fight club.
the second rule of fight club is you DO NOT talk about fight club.
third rule if someone goes limp, taps out, the fight is over.
fourth rule only two guys to a fight.
fifth rule one fight at a time.
sixth rule no shirts. no shoes.
seventh rule fights will go on as long as they have to.
and the eighth and final rule is if this is your first night of fight club, you have to fight.

Project Mayhem
1st rule you do not ask questions
2nd rule you DO NOT ask questions
3rd rule in project mayhem there are no excuses
4th rule no lies
5th rule you have to trust tyler

This is your life, good to the last drop. Doesn't get any better than this. This is your life and its ending one minute at time. you are not your job you are not how much you have in the bank you are not the contents of your wallet you are not your khakis you are not the car you drive you are not a beautiful and unique snowflake the things you own end up owning you self-improvement is masturbation self-destructive might be the answer In Tyler we trust.

kay im done. wow. i'm obsessed.

october 24

Heyy. So I am in communications. I should do my social after this. Since I got nothing done yesterday. I had ballet. And I ha dpointe. And it went well, unlike last week. UGH I am so tired. the plan was to go to bed early last night, but just like every other night, that didn’t happen. I’m quite content I’m not gonna lie. Although I really have nothing else to say for right now.

october 23

i haven't bought shoes in forever. i think i should buy more shoes. i want to buy more shoes. i need to buy more shoes. i miss getting new shoes =(

october 23

i found this in Nicole's blog, and i just really have to comment on these things:

tell her you think that she's cool. well, that is a given. especially since i really am cool
tell her why you think she's so cool. again, a given.
smell her. this wouldn't be so cute if you just worked out, or went for a smoke.
talk to her in movie theatres. if you wanna get shut down or slapped in the face.. or even a sock in the mouth.
pick her up and pretend you're going to throw her in the river, she'll scream and fight you but secretly, she'll love it. i admit it. when this happens, i scream and giggle a little more.
hold her hand and skip. i'm usually the one doing this. and then they call me gay and get embarrassed.
hold her hand and run. only if you have a destination. if you're running to... nowhere, then it's kinda awkward i'm not gonna lie.
just hold her hand. make sure he washes his hands after peeing in the bushes haha.
tell her she looks pretty. and mean it dammit.
let her pay for stuff if she wants to. yes. that's always cool.
introduce her to your friends as 'the coolest girl i know'. clearly a given.
pick her flowers out of other people's gardens and give them to her. make sure they aren't danelions.
sit in the park and talk to her. yeah.. sounds pretty cute.
take her to the library and playgrounds and train stations. i really don't know why this person selected these three places of all the places in the world.
tell her dirty jokes. tell her stupid jokes. jokes are always good. its the explaining the punch line afterwards that ruins it.
talk about politics. if you want to have a one-sided conversation. because i know shit about politics.
write poems about her. this can be sweet, or creepy, depending on how long you've been dating.
just walk around with her. it's what usually happens anyways.
throw pebbles at her window at night. just make sure you don't break the window. thanks.
when she starts swearing at you, tell her you love her. just be warned that you can't always get away with things if you tell her you love her.
take her to shows of bands she's never heard. that's pretty cool.
hold her hand in the mosh pit. if that's in any way possible, sure.
let her fall asleep in your arms. and don't complain when you're arms hurt. give it a few minutes, you won't feel a thiiiing.
call her. even when there's nothing to talk about.
call her back if she calls you. yeah, that's always appreciated.
sing to her, no matter how bad you are. that's always cute.
carve your names into a tree. if you're feeling cornyyyyyy.
get her mad, then kiss her. but make sure to do it before she walks away from you.
give her piggy-back rides. that last longer than two seconds.
go see her band play even if they really suck. and tell her that they were great. i have no comment on that one.
give her space if she needs it. that doesn't mean you can run off with someone else.
push her on swings. aww how cute.
stay up with her all night when she's sick. if you're willing to get sick, as well.
make up pet names for her, but cool ones, not sappy ones. what pet names aren't sappy? can someone please inform me of this?
teach her guitar. only if you're good at it.
lend her your cds. and prepare to never get them back.
write on her. unless she has ballet that day.
make her mixtapes. haha, so reminds me of Dumb and Dumberer.
write her letters. that's always cute.. if it's legible.
if she asks you to go to a show with her, go, even it it means a 5 hour train trip. i don't know what show you'd be seeing if it takes 5 hours on a train to get there.
take her to cool shops and let her take you to even cooler ones. yeah. that's cool.
listen to all the bands she mentions. that's cool too.
dont tell her that her favorite bands suck. actually, do tell. makes for great conversation i think.
when shes sad hang out with her or stay on the phone even if shes not saying anything. ..sounds like fun.
when you find out that she used to be a teenybopper dont bag her about it. how do you "bag" someone about something. what does "bagging" someone even mean?
let her take all the photos of you she wants. for her shrine haha. jk. but yeah, that's always cool.
look into her eyes. this is a toughie i'm not gonna lie.
slow dance with her, even if the music is fast. only if you're musically inclined. otherwise this won't work out too well.
kiss her in the rain. and if possible, hang upside down as well.
when you fall in love with her, tell her. it's always nice to let her know what you're feeling.