october 23

i found this in Nicole's blog, and i just really have to comment on these things:

tell her you think that she's cool. well, that is a given. especially since i really am cool
tell her why you think she's so cool. again, a given.
smell her. this wouldn't be so cute if you just worked out, or went for a smoke.
talk to her in movie theatres. if you wanna get shut down or slapped in the face.. or even a sock in the mouth.
pick her up and pretend you're going to throw her in the river, she'll scream and fight you but secretly, she'll love it. i admit it. when this happens, i scream and giggle a little more.
hold her hand and skip. i'm usually the one doing this. and then they call me gay and get embarrassed.
hold her hand and run. only if you have a destination. if you're running to... nowhere, then it's kinda awkward i'm not gonna lie.
just hold her hand. make sure he washes his hands after peeing in the bushes haha.
tell her she looks pretty. and mean it dammit.
let her pay for stuff if she wants to. yes. that's always cool.
introduce her to your friends as 'the coolest girl i know'. clearly a given.
pick her flowers out of other people's gardens and give them to her. make sure they aren't danelions.
sit in the park and talk to her. yeah.. sounds pretty cute.
take her to the library and playgrounds and train stations. i really don't know why this person selected these three places of all the places in the world.
tell her dirty jokes. tell her stupid jokes. jokes are always good. its the explaining the punch line afterwards that ruins it.
talk about politics. if you want to have a one-sided conversation. because i know shit about politics.
write poems about her. this can be sweet, or creepy, depending on how long you've been dating.
just walk around with her. it's what usually happens anyways.
throw pebbles at her window at night. just make sure you don't break the window. thanks.
when she starts swearing at you, tell her you love her. just be warned that you can't always get away with things if you tell her you love her.
take her to shows of bands she's never heard. that's pretty cool.
hold her hand in the mosh pit. if that's in any way possible, sure.
let her fall asleep in your arms. and don't complain when you're arms hurt. give it a few minutes, you won't feel a thiiiing.
call her. even when there's nothing to talk about.
call her back if she calls you. yeah, that's always appreciated.
sing to her, no matter how bad you are. that's always cute.
carve your names into a tree. if you're feeling cornyyyyyy.
get her mad, then kiss her. but make sure to do it before she walks away from you.
give her piggy-back rides. that last longer than two seconds.
go see her band play even if they really suck. and tell her that they were great. i have no comment on that one.
give her space if she needs it. that doesn't mean you can run off with someone else.
push her on swings. aww how cute.
stay up with her all night when she's sick. if you're willing to get sick, as well.
make up pet names for her, but cool ones, not sappy ones. what pet names aren't sappy? can someone please inform me of this?
teach her guitar. only if you're good at it.
lend her your cds. and prepare to never get them back.
write on her. unless she has ballet that day.
make her mixtapes. haha, so reminds me of Dumb and Dumberer.
write her letters. that's always cute.. if it's legible.
if she asks you to go to a show with her, go, even it it means a 5 hour train trip. i don't know what show you'd be seeing if it takes 5 hours on a train to get there.
take her to cool shops and let her take you to even cooler ones. yeah. that's cool.
listen to all the bands she mentions. that's cool too.
dont tell her that her favorite bands suck. actually, do tell. makes for great conversation i think.
when shes sad hang out with her or stay on the phone even if shes not saying anything. ..sounds like fun.
when you find out that she used to be a teenybopper dont bag her about it. how do you "bag" someone about something. what does "bagging" someone even mean?
let her take all the photos of you she wants. for her shrine haha. jk. but yeah, that's always cool.
look into her eyes. this is a toughie i'm not gonna lie.
slow dance with her, even if the music is fast. only if you're musically inclined. otherwise this won't work out too well.
kiss her in the rain. and if possible, hang upside down as well.
when you fall in love with her, tell her. it's always nice to let her know what you're feeling.