so i'm an idiot.

turns out this entire time i thought Abbie Hoffman and Albert Hoffman were one person. 

as a matter of fact, Albert Hoffman and Abbie Hoffman were two people.

thanks, Wikipedia, you made me feel like a complete loser once again. now that i actually know who the heck Abbie Hoffman is, i can safely say that he sounds just as cool as Albert. 

but i have to say that Albert definitely surpasses Abbie, so those of you who got my message in the mail, you'll be getting another one.. in a few minutes