paycheck number one

i got my first paycheck yesterday. it was so exciting. and if you were to round it up, it would be 500 bucks.

this morning i was half asleep and half awake in bed. i was topless, wearing booty shorts and i had the blanket in between my legs and up covering my chest. i didn't lock my door last night and this morning my 7 year old cousin walks in. and i was half sleeping and i kinda heard him walk up to the couch i was on and he just stood there for like 10 seconds doing nothing. and then he walked out and left my door wide open. so 10 minutes later i get up wrapped in my blanket, and i closed and locked my door. another 10 minutes go by and he's banging and knocking on my door and turning the knob and yelling. i don't do anything. and he continues this for like almost a half hour.
finally, i open the door and ask him what he wants. and he just gives me this grin and laughs and runs away.

i never ever ever want kids.