Saturday, May 12

my mom sent me this e-mail

ONLY IN CANADA...

Only in Canada do drugstores make the sick walk all the way to the back of the store to get their prescriptions
while healthy people can buy cigarettes at the front.

Only in Canada......do people order double cheeseburgers, large fries, and a diet coke...go figure!

Only in Canada do banks leave both doors open and then chain the pens to the counters.

Only in Canada do we leave cars worth thousands of dollars in the driveway and put our useless junk in the garage.

Only in Canada .....do we buy hot dogs in packages of ten and buns in packages of eight!

Only in Canada do we use the word 'politics' to describe the process so well: 'Poli' in Latin meaning 'many' and 'tics' meaning 'bloodsucking creatures'.

Only in Canada......do they have drive-up ATM machines with Braille lettering.....Yikes!

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