i've learned that

my version. i gradually wrote this a while back, and i just found it yesterday
i've learned that..
- the ride is better than the destination
- digging too deep can leave a red sore mark
- everything you hate about yourself as a teenager only makes your teenage years more fun to look back on
- looking at yourself from a different room in the house makes you feel better
- noise cancellation is healthier than loud music
- when you feel as though your eyes may shrivel up, you've probably exceeded maximum ammount of time spent on the computer
- falling asleep on the phone can be a good thing
- lying to make yourself appear more interesting ultimately makes you more interesting
- the morning steals your coordination, leaving you stuck on the top bunk
- nothing is ever as bad as it may seem, and it is always as bad as you make it
- being a teenager is a good excuse for being horny twenty four/seven
- it's ok to think you're falling in love
- setting your alarm unnecessarily let's you experience shutting it off without worry
- being outside your comfort zone can be the best thing. or the worst
- sleeping on the floor isn't as painful as it sounds
- when you're tired, you should probably sleep
- you can't please everybody so while you're living, at least do everything in your power to please yourself
- being a cheeseball is ok in moderation
- just because someone isn't physically there, doesn't mean they're gone
- if you're thirsty, pop won't make it better
- bending over backwards isn't so hard
- if your glasses fall off while jumping around like mad, it doesn't mean you have to pick them back up anytime soon
- doing things yourself results in satisfaction
- you really can live without cell phones and computer speakers
- not everyone is going to like what you write
- cheating doesn't always get you far
- as long as your life's on repeat, you can always listen more carefully the next time
- the 90s really did have some sweet tunes
- their honesty overpowers what they did
- if you do it today, you won't have to do it tomorrow
- Mr Right is probably in front of your nose, or where you least expect him to be
- low self-esteem, cram sessions and pimples are all essentials to being a teen
- it's easy to agree, but it takes some thought to disagree
- in order to have healthy relationships, you must have one with yourself
- it gets worse before it gets better
- everything you do in everyday life contributes to your death
- standing in front of active microwaves is bad for your health
- diss yourself before anyone else can
- sound waves travel through almost anything
- if your gonna play with fire you're gonna get burned
- habits are hard to break
- beauty is in the eye of it's beholder
- if you ask, you shall receive
- sometimes ass kissing needs to be put into action
- listening to someone doesn't mean you're agreeing with them
- the traits that are looked down on in your high school life, are the traits that will get your far in the real world
- money makes the world go round
- a good cry is essential every once in awhile
- you sleep in the bed that you make