Tuesday, October 31

SPAM

so today was Halloween. i mean, is Halloween. here's the more funner points:

- went to school. got no homework. gawked at the people who dressed like fools and actually looked like fools. there's always those odd certain people who can pull just about anything. and not look like a fool and look absolutely superhero stunning *cough* leigha *cough*
- sat at the O'Leary Pool from about 3:15 to 4:30. SO MUCH FUN I TELL YA. not really, talked to Stephane for about 30 minutes. we also went out for a smoke. it was rather enjoyable.
- Nicole's mother picked us up. we dropped Tyler off. then we went to Superstore. where i spent $19.09 on candy that we didn't even eat. and that's probably going to be eaten by me within the next month. and will probably contribute to the heart attack i will experience when i'm 47.
- then went to Nicole's. we made our pizzas. which were really quite tasty. then we sat down on her parent's bed, turned on Saw 2. watched approximately 2 minutes of it. and then ran outside in the cold to pick Chris up. we caught him watching a horror porno. yes.. he has a very odd taste.
- then we went back to her house, and snuggled under HUGE blankets and watched Saw 2. Chris smelled good as well.

now for the juicy thoughts of the day:
- it seems that i have sex conversations with everybody. everyday. the reason could easily be because, well, more than half the population of my school isnt a virgin!? HA WHAT A JOKE HEY. i mean, really. i feel like the only virgin sometimes. yesterday i talked about sex to Joe and Tanner. today i talked about it to Leigha, Nicole, Chris, and Stephane. and i mean IT'S EVERYWHERE. sex is taking over the world.
- so me and Nicole are walking in Super store. and we come across SPAM. and she mumbles on about what SPAM actually stands for. and of course im just following her around the grocery store like i always do holding a pound of lumpy berries and 125 candy bars and a pack of twizzlers. i felt fat. and the type that doesn't start with a 'ph'.
- Nicole looks swell in her Dior glasses. and she has a nice rack :P
- everytime i get out of the car in morning my mother ALWAYS tells me to cover my butt. because apparently, everytime i get out of the car, she gets a nice view of my ass crack just like Nicole did on Friday. i think they should be considering themselves lucky.
- life's going pretty good. the oc starts on thursday. i'm feeling pretty good. he's pretty good. things are just all in all really swell. i can't complain one bit.
- today was a good day. first year i didn;t go trick or treating, and not regretting it one bit. it is now a tradition for me and Nicole to get fat on Halloween. i guess Chris can join in too, since he did smell nice (red zone/old spice), and he did keep us warm. he also made me feel included when i didnt have any of the blanket. GAWD.. Nicole always hogs the blanket. she's a big hog. *sigh* that hoggy Nicole.. never share a blanket with her. she hogs everything. it;s like she sucks everything up through her nose.

haha. i don't know where that came from. i think i might shove this candy into my closet now, before you see me in the Obituaries tomorrow morning under "Girl Dies From Candybar Overdose. Family Suing Hershey Company".

DOES ANYONE KNOW WHAT SPAM STANDS FOR?

1 comment:

Niki said...

HAHA omg i couldn't stop fucking laughing
I'm so quoting this whole thing
like wow
I love u so much
and thanks I like my rack too lol
and I'm glad u consider me a hog
haha
i love our tradition :D


I've actually been waiting ALL day to read this
just thought i'd let u know